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Almost

Fri, 23 May 2008 22:04:46 GMT

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

fish

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

Give a fish to a man; he has food for a day.
Teach a man to fish; he learns a skill for life.

Sparrow Song

Thu, 01 May 2008 01:28:29 GMT

"Sparrow Song"

Fly little sparrow
High above the clouds,
Looking for a place to
Lay your weary body down.

Fly on little sparrow
Northward to the sun,
Wonder if you'll ever
Find yourself a home.

Tell me__Little sparrow
Tell me__What do you see?
I see a concrete canyon
Without a single tree,
And it goes winding on for ever
Where once proud rivers ran,
Oh I hope that I can find
One truly happy man.

Fly little sparrow
High above the clouds,
Looking for a place to
Lay your weary body down.

I seek a land of far horizons
Of gentle winds and summer rain,
Where the children are not hungry
And they've put an end to pain,
And I will sing a song of freedom
In the arms of a golden tree,
Is there such a place on earth
For a tiny bird like me?

Fly little sparrow
High above the clouds,
Looking for a place to
Lay your weary body down.

Yes and fly on little sparrow
Northward to the sun,
Wonder if you'll ever
Find yourself a home.

something to ponder

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:16:57 GMT

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Victorian era

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:00 GMT

I have found the why the Ladies and Gentleman courtship in the time of Victorian era!

A Lady

Never tolerates or performs rudeness, crudeness, indifference or ignorance from or to another human being.

Always cultivates a positive attitude.

Never chews gum in public.

Never fixes her appearance (hair or make-up) in public.

Remembers; to discuss the price of anything is never in good taste.

Does not gossip.

Accepts and gives compliments graciously.

Never holds private conversations in public gatherings.

Never uses slang or bad language.

Always looks for ways to better herself; spiritually, physically and intellectually.

Thinks before she speaks, once said, never forgotten.

Ladies shall never embrace and kiss when they meet in a public place.

Has at least one reference manual regarding etiquette protocol.

A Gentleman

A gentleman is defined as: A man of gentle birth, one entitled to bear arms, though not noble; A man of chivalrous instinct and fine feelings.

It is still expected that a gentleman stand up the first time
a lady enters a room or takes her final leave.

It is considered chivalrous to open a door for a lady if he happens to be in reasonable proximity.

Should never remove his coat while standing, sitting, riding, or walking with a lady.

Shall never ask a lady to dance if he has his coat removed.

Shall lift his hat and say Excuse Me when he brushes against a lady on the street.

Should always walk on the outside when walking with one or more ladies.

Shall not hold a ladies arm, except when support is needed.

Shall remove his hat while talking to a lady.

When a gentleman is seated in a restaurant and a lady acquaintance enters and bows the gentleman should return the bow while he remains seated, if the lady stops at his table the gentleman shall rise and remain standing till she departs.

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:44:03 GMT

"My strength is as the strength of ten, / Because my heart is pure".

bring a smile to your face

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:46:31 GMT

If anyone is upset before going to sleep here is something to make you laugh!

Doo Doo Is Brown
Doo Doo Is Stink
And Something Is Wrong
If Your Doo Doo Is Pink!

*Poof* be gone,
Your breath is too strong!
*Poof* i'm back,
I've found a tic-tac.

Doing what every religeous man would be doing....
im out at the local bar conducting a ceremony praying to the porcilan gods...
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joke

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:42:42 GMT

Just a joke to lighten up your day! XD - I find this quite amauzing!

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

pizzza

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:30:04 GMT

I feel like having a pizza...a human pizza!?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:10:47 GMT

we have all heard of Bad Luck Superstitions but have you heard about Death Superstitions? i havent, but when i show this... i was amazed.

some of them that i like are:

If 3 people are photographed together, the one in the middle will die first.

A person who dies at midnight on Christmas Eve will go straight to heaven because the gates of heaven are open at that time.

You must hold your breath while going past a cemetery or you will breathe in the spirit of someone who has recently died.

(Category Death Superstitions)

the lady of shalott

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:22:01 GMT

" the lady of shalott" has to be one of my favorit poems! so yesterday i was on you tube and found this...hope you like it!!